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Most Primitive: 494th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,197th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,606th
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Skull Utopia

Population1.061 billion



The Colony of Skull Utopia is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.061 billion Skullutopus are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SkullTownBaby. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Skullutopian economy, worth 91.8 trillion SUS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,559 SUS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, people talk about things being better when men were men, a giant 'No Entry' sign is being erected at the borders of Skull Utopia, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skull Utopia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Skull Utopia is ranked 155,391st in the world and 8,345th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 494thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,197thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,606thTop
Most Influential: 2,057thMost Devout: 2,586thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,037thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,938thTop
Most Cultured: 11,059thLargest Mining Sector: 11,162ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,940thBest Weather: 12,173rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,697thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,479thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,863rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,014th
Most Primitive: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 105th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 217th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 444th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 506th in the regionMost Cultured: 543rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 553rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 643rd in the regionBest Weather: 672nd in the regionMost Influential: 742nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 818th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 827th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 848th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 850th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 906th in the region

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