by Max Barry

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Most Patriotic: 3,737thMost Secular: 4,342ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,710th
The Nationalist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The world around us will decay while we thrive
Glorious Leader
Vice Delegate / Minister of Admission
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.482 billion

CapitalNew Skrakia City
LeaderGlorious Leader
FaithSkrakian Nationalism


The Nationalist Republic of Skrakia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.482 billion Skrakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Skrakia City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Skrakian economy, worth 214 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,936 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, it is illegal to liberate slaves, and in pet stores nationwide Eagles are growing in popularity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skrakia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Skrakian Nationalism.

Skrakia is ranked 285,399th in the world and 19th in Holy John Three for Most Primitive, scoring -392.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Patriotic: 3,737thMost Secular: 4,342ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,710thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,708thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,085thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,489thLowest Crime Rates: 11,144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,688thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,335thMost Developed: 13,581stHealthiest Citizens: 14,416thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,644thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 16,127thMost Conservative: 16,556thMost Authoritarian: 17,049thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,304thLargest Mining Sector: 20,805thHighest Average Incomes: 20,822ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,154thLargest Governments: 22,820thSmartest Citizens: 23,164thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,655thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,083rdMost Subsidized Industry: 26,129th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » The Tony Paporordia, Clandedai, Corodina, and Corleson.