The Nationalist Republic of Skrakia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.482 billion Skrakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Skrakia City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Skrakian economy, worth 214 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,936 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, it is illegal to liberate slaves, and in pet stores nationwide Eagles are growing in popularity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skrakia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Skrakian Nationalism.

Skrakia is ranked 285,399^th in the world and 19^th in Holy John Three for Most Primitive, scoring -392.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.