The Federation of Skoda Drivers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by V W Skoda with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.902 billion Skoda Driversians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Skoda Driversian economy, worth a remarkable 4,126 trillion Octavias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 118,244 Octavias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Skoda Drivers's national animal is the Skoda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Motoring.

Skoda Drivers is ranked 152,904^th in the world and 8^th in Wyndia for Most Avoided, scoring 1.42 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.