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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41stMost Stationary: 424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 512th
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Skoda Drivers

Population39.017 billion

CapitalMotor City
LeaderV W Skoda


The Federation of Skoda Drivers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by V W Skoda with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.017 billion Skoda Driversians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Skoda Driversian economy, worth a remarkable 4,635 trillion Octavias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,809 Octavias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

"The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows, all the playground's a stage for Skoda Driversian schoolchildren, many Skoda Driversians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices, and seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Skoda Drivers's national animal is the Skoda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Motoring.

Skoda Drivers is ranked 244,099th in the world and 10th in Wyndia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 61.97 percentage of bribes refused.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41stMost Stationary: 424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 512thLargest Populations: 886thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,241stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,281stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,291stTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,904thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,061stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,461stMost Pacifist: 4,605thNudest: 5,596thMost Influential: 6,071stMost Devout: 6,328thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,593rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,696thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,907thMost Cultured: 10,411thNicest Citizens: 10,736thLowest Crime Rates: 11,680thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,858thMost Authoritarian: 18,222ndSafest: 18,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,265thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,534thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,092nd
Safest: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

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