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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 408thMost Stationary: 473rd
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Skoda Drivers

Population34.902 billion

CapitalMotor City
LeaderV W Skoda


The Federation of Skoda Drivers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by V W Skoda with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.902 billion Skoda Driversians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Skoda Driversian economy, worth a remarkable 4,126 trillion Octavias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 118,244 Octavias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Skoda Drivers's national animal is the Skoda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Motoring.

Skoda Drivers is ranked 152,904th in the world and 8th in Wyndia for Most Avoided, scoring 1.42 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 408thMost Stationary: 473rdLargest Populations: 935thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,014thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,443rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,091stHighest Economic Output: 2,541stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,697thSafest: 3,803rdMost Pacifist: 3,862ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,678thMost Devout: 5,215thNudest: 5,260thMost Influential: 5,964thMost Efficient Economies: 6,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,266thNicest Citizens: 8,885thLowest Crime Rates: 9,399thTop
Most Cultured: 10,560thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,835thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,467thMost Authoritarian: 16,740thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,306th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

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