by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 55thNudest: 766thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,010th
The Long and Winding Road of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
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Skoda-Truck Drivers

Population37.963 billion

CapitalMotor City
LeaderV W Skoda
FaithCult of the Holy Geese

Animalfurry dice

The Long and Winding Road of Skoda-Truck Drivers is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by V W Skoda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 37.963 billion Skoda-Truck Driversians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 17.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Skoda-Truck Driversian economy, worth a remarkable 4,419 trillion Octavias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,411 Octavias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skoda-Truck Drivers's national animal is the furry dice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Holy Geese.

Skoda-Truck Drivers is ranked 3,908th in the world and 1st in The Kingdom of Burgundy for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 47,036.68 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 55thNudest: 766thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,010thLargest Populations: 1,097thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,312thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,137thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,669thSafest: 3,866thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,908thMost Pacifist: 4,757thMost Stationary: 5,040thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,205thNicest Citizens: 6,116thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,437thFattest Citizens: 6,719thMost Devout: 7,150thLowest Crime Rates: 7,721stMost Influential: 11,769thMost Cultured: 12,146thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,251stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,461stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,918thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,284thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,677thSmartest Citizens: 18,192ndMost Developed: 24,289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,648th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

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