The Long and Winding Road of Skoda-Truck Drivers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by V W Skoda with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 34.038 billion Skoda-Truck Driversians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 17.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Skoda-Truck Driversian economy, worth a remarkable 3,962 trillion Octavias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,411 Octavias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skoda-Truck Drivers's national animal is the furry dice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Holy Geese.

Skoda-Truck Drivers is ranked 214,597^th in the world and 6^th in The Kingdom of Burgundy for Most Secular, with 6.15 Atheism Rate.