Population | 37.963 billion |
Capital | Motor City |
Leader | V W Skoda |
Faith | Cult of the Holy Geese |
Currency | Octavia |
Animal | furry dice |
The Long and Winding Road of Skoda-Truck Drivers is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by V W Skoda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 37.963 billion Skoda-Truck Driversians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 17.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Skoda-Truck Driversian economy, worth a remarkable 4,419 trillion Octavias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,411 Octavias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tax rises are attributed to divine will, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skoda-Truck Drivers's national animal is the furry dice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Holy Geese.
Skoda-Truck Drivers is ranked 3,908th in the world and 1st in The Kingdom of Burgundy for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 47,036.68 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Skoda-Truck Drivers lodged a message on the The Kingdom of Burgundy Regional Message Board.
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Skoda-Truck Drivers lodged a message on the The Kingdom of Burgundy Regional Message Board.
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Skoda-Truck Drivers agreed to construct embassies between The Kingdom of Burgundy and 0 0 0.
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Skoda-Truck Drivers agreed to construct embassies between The Kingdom of Burgundy and Hollow Point.
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Skoda-Truck Drivers updated the World Factbook entry in The Kingdom of Burgundy.
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Skoda-Truck Drivers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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Skoda-Truck Drivers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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Skoda-Truck Drivers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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Skoda-Truck Drivers removed Appearance, Border Control, Communications, and Polls authority from
The Ghosts of Xmas Past and renamed the office from "Historian" to "Diplomacy Officer" in The Kingdom of Burgundy.
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Skoda-Truck Drivers appointed
The Land of 1000 Dances as Communications Officer with authority over Communications in The Kingdom of Burgundy.