by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 59th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 713th Nudest: 799th
The Long and Winding Road of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
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Political Freedom

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Skoda-Truck Drivers

Population32.058 billion

CapitalMotor City
LeaderV W Skoda
FaithCult of the Holy Geese

Animalfurry dice

The Long and Winding Road of Skoda-Truck Drivers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by V W Skoda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enforced nudity, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 32.058 billion Skoda-Truck Driversians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Skoda-Truck Driversian economy, worth a remarkable 3,726 trillion Octavias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,249 Octavias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skoda-Truck Drivers's national animal is the furry dice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Holy Geese.

Skoda-Truck Drivers is ranked 149,195th in the world and 4th in The Kingdom of Burgundy for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.63 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 59thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 713thNudest: 799thLargest Populations: 1,200thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,911thHighest Economic Output: 2,482ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,938thSafest: 3,360thMost Pacifist: 3,619thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,833rdNicest Citizens: 4,714thMost Devout: 5,374thFattest Citizens: 6,191stLowest Crime Rates: 6,384thMost Stationary: 6,436thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,744thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,913thMost Cultured: 11,390thMost Influential: 13,087thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,491stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,945thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,292ndSmartest Citizens: 16,811th

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