The Dictatorship of Skin Nation The Second is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jason with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.652 billion Skin Nation The Secondians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allton. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Skin Nation The Secondian economy, worth a remarkable 8,048 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 431,505 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Skin Nation The Second's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Skin Nation The Second is ranked 242,060^th in the world and 6,256^th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.68 bananas ingested per day.