The United States of Skibidi Trump is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 343 million Skibidi Trumpians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The thriving Skibidi Trumpian economy, worth 22.3 trillion skibidollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 64,924 skibidollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,042 per year while the poor average 17,119, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, pieces of groundhog occasionally rain from the sky near the border, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Skibidi Trump's national animal is the skibidi toilet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Skibidi Trump is ranked 34,041^st in the world and 11^th in Metropolitan Union for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,154.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.