Population | 1.467 billion |
Capital | Sigma City |
Leader | Mr Myagi |
Faith | Gooner |
Currency | Cenat dollar |
Animal | Ishowspeed |
The Empire of Skibidi toilets fanum tax is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Myagi with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.467 billion sigmas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sigma City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.
The frighteningly efficient an Edger economy, worth 201 trillion Cenat dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,539 Cenat dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 485,989 per year while the poor average 28,131, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.
The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skibidi toilets fanum tax's national animal is the Ishowspeed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gooner.
Skibidi toilets fanum tax is ranked 30,356th in the world and 11th in The Universal Order of Nations for Highest Average Incomes, with 137,539.66 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
- : Skibidi toilets fanum tax was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Skibidi toilets fanum tax was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, Largest Insurance Industry, and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, diplomatic cables about Mr Myagi have suddenly been very flattering.