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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,675thFattest Citizens: 4,031stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,189th
The Rogue Nation of
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Bone Apple Teeth
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Skelly Man Dan

Population1.931 billion

CapitalNecropolis
LeaderDan
FaithBone Zone

Currencyfunny bone
Animalcubone

The Rogue Nation of Skelly Man Dan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.931 billion Skelly Man Danians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necropolis. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The thriving Skelly Man Danian economy, worth 145 trillion funny bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 75,218 funny bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cigarettes are dead-cheap, the first step of recovery from alcoholism usually entails buying a bicycle, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Skelly Man Dan's national animal is the cubone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bone Zone.

Skelly Man Dan is ranked 140,261st in the world and 4,118th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 27.48 quips per hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,675thFattest Citizens: 4,031stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,189thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,095thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,053rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,627thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,186thMost Inclusive: 22,825thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,683rd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 129th in the regionFattest Citizens: 252nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 286th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 324th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 354th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 423rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 446th in the regionMost Politically Free: 521st in the regionRudest Citizens: 540th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 595th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 609th in the regionMost Avoided: 653rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Skelly Man Dan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Skelly Man Dan, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Skelly Man Dan, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Skelly Man Dan, the first step of recovery from alcoholism usually entails buying a bicycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Skelly Man Dan, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Following new legislation in Skelly Man Dan, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Skelly Man Dan, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
  • : Following new legislation in Skelly Man Dan, Skelly Man Danian politics is literally a blood sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Skelly Man Dan, Skelly Man Dan's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Skelly Man Dan, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.

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