The Rogue Nation of Skelly Man Dan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.931 billion Skelly Man Danians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necropolis. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The thriving Skelly Man Danian economy, worth 145 trillion funny bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 75,218 funny bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cigarettes are dead-cheap, the first step of recovery from alcoholism usually entails buying a bicycle, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Skelly Man Dan's national animal is the cubone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bone Zone.

Skelly Man Dan is ranked 140,261^st in the world and 4,118^th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 27.48 quips per hour.