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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,342nd Largest Black Market: 2,241st Healthiest Citizens: 3,768th
The Forbundsrepublikken of
Democratic Socialists
Dette Vil Stå!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Skallen

Population13.977 billion

CapitalMazenguard
LeaderKatherine Akselsen

CurrencyMonetære
AnimalSkallenese Ferret

The Forbundsrepublikken of Skallen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Katherine Akselsen with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.977 billion Skalls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mazenguard. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Skallenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,587 trillion Monetæres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,606 Monetæres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skallen's national animal is the Skallenese Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Skallen is ranked 19,752nd in the world and 3rd in Realism and RP for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,342ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,241stHealthiest Citizens: 3,768thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,850thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,093rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,443rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,520thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,555thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,793rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,446thHighest Economic Output: 6,683rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,119thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,815thLargest Populations: 8,179thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,431stMost Cultured: 9,676thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,156thLargest Governments: 11,316thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,483rdMost Secular: 11,679thSmartest Citizens: 16,152ndNudest: 17,006th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Skallen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Skallen's influence in Realism and RP rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Skallen's influence in Realism and RP fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Skallen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Skallen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Skallen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Skallen's influence in Realism and RP rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Skallen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Skallen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Skallen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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