The Colony of Six Seven is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 961 million Sevenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hask. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Six Sevenian economy, worth 7.24 trillion Hyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 7,538 Hyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, every week is blindness awareness week, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Six Seven's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Six Seven is ranked 15,794^th in the world and 1^st in The Global Union Consortium for Most Extreme, scoring 45.14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.