The Colony of Six Flags is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Pizza with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.368 billion Six Flagains are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Six Flagsian economy, worth 737 trillion SIXES a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,097 SIXES, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 669,655 per year while the poor average 5,643, a ratio of 118 to 1.

The government operates on a policy of compliance through intimidation, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Six Flags's national animal is the The Mascot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pizzaology.

Six Flags is ranked 239,595^th in the world and 7^th in The Parking Lot for Highest Poor Incomes, with 5,644 Standard Monetary Units.