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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26thFattest Citizens: 1,032ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,073rd
The Colony of
Capitalist Paradise
We Like To Party
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Six Flags

Population7.368 billion

CapitalPizza
LeaderMr Pizza
FaithPizzaology

CurrencySIX
AnimalThe Mascot

The Colony of Six Flags is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Pizza with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.368 billion Six Flagains are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Six Flagsian economy, worth 737 trillion SIXES a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,097 SIXES, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 669,655 per year while the poor average 5,643, a ratio of 118 to 1.

The government operates on a policy of compliance through intimidation, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Six Flags's national animal is the The Mascot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pizzaology.

Six Flags is ranked 239,595th in the world and 7th in The Parking Lot for Highest Poor Incomes, with 5,644 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26thFattest Citizens: 1,032ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,073rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,636thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 3,044thHighest Crime Rates: 3,069thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,348thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,927thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,342ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,765thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,553rdRudest Citizens: 7,508thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,606thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,814thMost Primitive: 9,907thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,445thTop
10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 18,976thMost Efficient Economies: 19,199thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,437thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,415thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,084thLargest Mining Sector: 26,451st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Six Flags was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Six Flags was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Six Flags was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Six Flags was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Six Flags, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Six Flags lodged a message on the The Parking Lot Regional Message Board.
  • : Six Flags's influence in The Parking Lot rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Six Flags, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Six Flags, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
  • : Six Flags was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.

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