The Empire of Sith Golgathons is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The One Sith with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The quiet, industrious population of 41.061 billion Sith Golgothans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sith Demon City. The average income tax rate is 3.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sith Golgothian economy, worth a remarkable 8,122 trillion Darkcydes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,821 Darkcydes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, the treehouse in Rancor Park is the tallest building in Sith Golgathons, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", and wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sith Golgathons's national animal is the Rancor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Dark Side of the Force.

Sith Golgathons is ranked 2,539^th in the world and 1^st in NCWesteros for Most Cultured, scoring 231 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.