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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,149th Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,663rd Most Conservative: 9,066th
The Borderlands of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do you even?
Sister Location-Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Sister Location

Population523 million

CapitalSister Location


The Borderlands of Sister Location is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 523 million Animatronics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sister Location. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The very strong Animatronic economy, worth 27.6 trillion Victims a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 52,733 Victims, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Sister Location's national animal is the Ennard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sister Location is ranked 106,008th in the world and 7th in FNAF for Highest Economic Output, with 27.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,149thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,663rdMost Conservative: 9,066th

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