The Latin Republic of Sirulinuck is a huge, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 578 million Sirulañas enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad De Sirulinuck. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sirulañadense economy, worth 62.9 trillion Sirus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 108,780 Sirus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sirulinuck's national animal is the Rara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sirulinuck is ranked 178,289^th in the world and 5,078^th in the West Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.11 Crimes Per Hour.