The Republic of Sirulinuck is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Presidente Castillo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.34 billion Sirulañaos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad Federal De Sirulinuck. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sirulañaodense economy, worth 449 trillion Sirus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,672 Sirus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Ciudad Federal De Sirulinuck" t-shirts, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sirulinuck's national animal is the Rara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sirulinuck is ranked 167,851^st in the world and 4,486^th in the West Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,365.01 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.