The Harmonious Cooperatives of Sirtaspa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Theosocial Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The cynical, devout population of 1.402 billion Sirtaspans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koniralar. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sirtaspan economy, worth 40.2 trillion aqşas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 28,698 aqşas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sirtaspa's national animal is the horse and its national religion is Quqiq National Revolutionary Church.

Sirtaspa is ranked 141,375^th in the world and 101^st in Anteria for Largest Governments, scoring 13.64 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.