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Best Weather: 175thMost Beautiful Environments: 221stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 304th
The Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
All for one, and one for all
SirSparkles
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Sirsparksalot

Population14.453 billion

CapitalSparkopolis
LeaderSirSparkles
FaithNationalism

Currencygold coin
AnimalYeti

The Republic of Sirsparksalot is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SirSparkles with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.453 billion Sirsparksalotians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sirsparksalotian economy, worth a remarkable 4,428 trillion gold coins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 306,389 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Sparkopolis to enjoy their national art, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, postcards from Sirsparksalotian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety. Crime is totally unknown. Sirsparksalot's national animal is the Yeti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Sirsparksalot is ranked 207,140th in the world and 7,792nd in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 0.17 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Best Weather: 175thMost Beautiful Environments: 221stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 304thMost Cultured: 463rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 518thLargest Publishing Industry: 563rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 620thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 708thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 918thLargest Retail Industry: 920thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 962ndMost Developed: 980thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,182ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,203rdMost Inclusive: 1,338thSmartest Citizens: 1,377thRudest Citizens: 1,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,603rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,830thMost Efficient Economies: 1,934thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,249thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,575thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,053rdMost Devout: 3,320thLowest Crime Rates: 3,716thSafest: 3,935thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,720thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,261stLargest Governments: 7,617thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,135thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,706thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,275thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,975thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,239th
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Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 100th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 140th in the regionMost Devout: 176th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 182nd in the regionSafest: 208th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 322nd in the regionLargest Populations: 385th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 416th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 425th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 425th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 434th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 456th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 464th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sirsparksalot's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Sirsparksalot's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Sirsparksalot's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Sirsparksalot's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, postcards from Sirsparksalotian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Sparkopolis to enjoy their national art.
  • : Sirsparksalot was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Sirsparksalot ceased to exist in The Pacific.

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