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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,892ndMost Primitive: 7,760thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,766th
The Community of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Peace and Justice
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Sirick Cellanopia

Population490 million

Currencypound
Animalyellow fish

The Community of Sirick Cellanopia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 490 million Sirick Cellanopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sirick Cellanopian economy, worth 26.5 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,026 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied yellow fish, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sirick Cellanopia's national animal is the yellow fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sirick Cellanopia is ranked 7,760th in the world and 10th in Spiritus for Most Primitive, scoring 105.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,892ndMost Primitive: 7,760thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,766thNicest Citizens: 8,034thMost Pacifist: 8,247thBest Weather: 9,230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,920thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,071stTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,689thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,497thHealthiest Citizens: 13,988thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,033rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,973rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,511thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,874thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,426thMost Income Equality: 17,477thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,245thMost Cultured: 23,694thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,937thLowest Crime Rates: 24,279th
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Most Primitive: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Income Equality: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sirick Cellanopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Sirick Cellanopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Following new legislation in Sirick Cellanopia, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirick Cellanopia, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied yellow fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirick Cellanopia, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Sirick Cellanopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirick Cellanopia, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirick Cellanopia, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirick Cellanopia, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirick Cellanopia, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » The Salaxalans, Skogatopia, Legendus, Colonalia, and Oblitus Terras.

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