The Republic of Sirian Chief Justice is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Melanie La Barrie with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.939 billion Sirian Chief Justiceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celtia. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sirian Chief Justicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,175 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, Melanie La Barrie is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sirian Chief Justice's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Sirian Chief Justice is ranked 10,320^th in the world and 3^rd in The Celtic Order for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.5 law-abiding acts per hour.