The Republic of Sirian Chief Justice is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alysha Deslorieux with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.039 billion Sirian Chief Justiceans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celtia. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sirian Chief Justicean economy, worth 397 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,739 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, nose plugs are the latest Sirian Chief Justicean fashion accessory, and many friends and relatives of Alysha Deslorieux have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sirian Chief Justice's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Sirian Chief Justice is ranked 247,862^nd in the world and 395^th in Refugia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.