by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 806thMost Influential: 1,230thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,814th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Cogito Ergo Sum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.092 billion



The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.092 billion SirHardHeadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,888 trillion Shlongs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,284 Shlongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 202,012th in the world and 8,287th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 806thMost Influential: 1,230thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,814thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,036thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,491stSafest: 2,577thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,813thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,815thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,010thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,163rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,190thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,258thMost Pacifist: 3,545thMost Developed: 3,621stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,999thBest Weather: 4,091stLargest Governments: 4,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,487thMost Cultured: 4,637thLowest Crime Rates: 4,724thMost Inclusive: 5,183rdSmartest Citizens: 5,804thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,952ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,982ndMost Stationary: 6,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,812thNicest Citizens: 7,442ndHighest Economic Output: 8,795thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,393rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,816thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,048thHighest Average Incomes: 15,547thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,289thLargest Populations: 20,396thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,456thMost Income Equality: 21,039thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,425thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,493rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 79th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 112th in the regionMost Stationary: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionSafest: 143rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 153rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 178th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 189th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 199th in the regionMost Pacifist: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 221st in the regionMost Cultured: 236th in the regionBest Weather: 241st in the regionLargest Governments: 241st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 255th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 271st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 276th in the regionMost Inclusive: 336th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 337th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 353rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 355th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 386th in the regionNicest Citizens: 413th in the regionLargest Populations: 439th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 441st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 502nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 549th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 563rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 729th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 757th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 889th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 978th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 217 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Unimaginable Doom, Notyoutopia, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Holy Oranz, Wineclaw, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Vexilia, Alice Gardens, Chukstik Illahi, Pallaith, Kwaj, The Teddy, Puczovska, Diodone, Yukti, Buckerino, Corfad, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Maott, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Itallitopia, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Empy, Zeternia, Sundred, Ethnon, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, Wilkshire, Rosewood-, and 167 others.The Rhein States, AGoodPlace, SORT, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, East Supple Lund, Kobagia, Napnomadia, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Titanianapolis, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Haor Chall, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Joodey, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Newpromisedland, Acrabinnia, 1 very fast endotarter, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Loutsland, Glurponia, Orado, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Seenvorland, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Viridiann, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Tachycardia, Fendlium, Hamerica, The New Communist Republic Of States, Xagill, Merconitonitopia, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Endless Eventide, Crader, Prevaland, Yokciq Empire, Nisastria, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, New Lakemba, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Prydania, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, U S Eh, Brucklania, Madjack, Innocentic, Xipher, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Heilhum Imperius, Eywaan, Multius, Xyrron, Loptous, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Outer Shenendoah, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, Draconian Progression, Levoth, Republica Guilleana, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, Venicea, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Imperial Pieserged, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Sevinland, Iberia y las Colonias, Odelinor, Nodnarb, A Salmon Named Harold, Climeria, Seijitsu, Colfes, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, R libanon, Morgul, Xanatosi, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Barabolia, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Figyjharli, Apscorren, Svenskan, Dangine, Questann, Centrialand, Lol2639, Travislavania, Super Girl, Alexander the Magnus, Siforpeo, Aryan Homeland, Yellops, Mon Island, Lowssen, Landfinia, Tyirza, Siberian Workforce, Korean-Joseon, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Ellbonnia, and Libvillia.

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