The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.358 billion SirHardHeadians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.
The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth 753 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,606 Shlongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
- : SirHardHead was endorsed by The I-Empire of AdyLand.
- : SirHardHead was endorsed by The Loh's Transcendence of Aenglaland.
- : SirHardHead was endorsed by The Liberian State of Edwerlantin.
- : SirHardHead was endorsed by The Republic of Yaris.
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