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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 509th Most Influential: 824th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,781st
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The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.712 billion SirHardHeadians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth 791 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,481 Shlongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 37,227th in the world and 1,663rd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 209,444.07 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 509thMost Influential: 824thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,781stSafest: 3,118thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,516thMost Pacifist: 3,863rdMost Developed: 3,990thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,015thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,532ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,680thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,862ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,153rdMost Inclusive: 5,301stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,334thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,560thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,699thLargest Governments: 5,734thLowest Crime Rates: 5,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,457thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,644thBest Weather: 6,936thMost Cultured: 7,066thHealthiest Citizens: 7,431stSmartest Citizens: 8,028thNicest Citizens: 8,149thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,458thMost Stationary: 10,782ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,997thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,274thHighest Average Incomes: 14,133rdHighest Economic Output: 14,194thMost Efficient Economies: 14,488th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 101st in the regionSafest: 147th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 157th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 175th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 192nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 193rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionMost Developed: 208th in the regionLargest Governments: 226th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 234th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 239th in the regionMost Stationary: 246th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 246th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 259th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 264th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 266th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 297th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 302nd in the regionMost Cultured: 312th in the regionMost Inclusive: 314th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 343rd in the regionBest Weather: 349th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 371st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 383rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 425th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 447th in the regionLargest Populations: 497th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 542nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 602nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 604th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 657th in the regionNudest: 817th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 888th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 162 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, New Sekai, Unimaginable Doom, ShortBusCrashed, Chinstralia, South Isles, Novare Res, HMS Unicorn, Sadakoyama, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, The Rossinite Empire, SYRIXIA, Ceretis, Lionia, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, Celreostia, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Bharathvarsh, Pasargad, Meritdom, Xentherida, Elspeth and Samina, Yeraennus, Vegetarian States, Sil Dorsett, Godly City, Shadowrik, GeorgeTheMiner, Great Bights Mum, Yatzatz, Wisconsota, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, American MapleStory, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Vantaria, Republic of Dixie, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Solestia, and 112 others.Heiminborighty, Sankami, Morrn, Siwale, Colony of lasting Hopes, Hong Kong Empire, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Anarchy Sites, Malta Comino Gozo, Merconitonitopia, Enosville, Sophista, Coemgen, Vexilia, Kaschovia, Alice Gardens, Lord Ravenclaw, Ostrinios, Vazali, Bayern-Straubing, Southern Stroraia, Mercy Land, Chukstik Illahi, Omicron Persei V111, Heritage Quay, Pallaith, Kingdom of Space, Mhazi, Rukonia, Kwaj, Amerian States, The Teddy, Pria Xennes, Lupus Imperium, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Kujira, Diodone, Blurds, Forunte, Anima Proxa, Corutsca, Orslan, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Senatra, Plembobria, Prevaland, Marsh Castle, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sheppey, Yaris, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Herzliyya, Beowulfe, Avornica, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Sanjurika, Ausmercia, United States of Panthalassa, Reannia, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Articune, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Vogonlandia, Ribbleton, Seven Hills, Clintonburge, Montroyale, Corfad, The Akhara Islands, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Che Sana Und, Dodione, The Lancerian Empire, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Zandir Antari, Stareogratia, The Curry Islands, Coppicia, Tredano, PlanetPunk, Maestros haven, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Territorio di Nessuno, Phillywob, Cuyan, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Beodarasc, Rockym, Felhaven, Thenaca, Ainsworth, Rubistein, Deropia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Xystopia, Midds Conia, and Cantabaria.

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