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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 718th Most Influential: 996th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,380th
The Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Cogito Ergo Sum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.498 billion



The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.498 billion SirHardHeadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,084 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,621 Shlongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

SirHardHeadian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, Leader is famed for giving great back rubs, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 50,410th in the world and 2,654th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 45.85 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 718thMost Influential: 996thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,380thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,010thSafest: 3,057thMost Pacifist: 3,627thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,920thMost Developed: 4,093rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,104thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,224thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,403rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,441stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,452ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,811thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,996thMost Inclusive: 5,054thLargest Governments: 5,356thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,480thLowest Crime Rates: 5,597thBest Weather: 5,737thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,233rdMost Cultured: 6,339thHealthiest Citizens: 7,149thSmartest Citizens: 7,291stNicest Citizens: 7,660thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,108thMost Stationary: 8,845thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,312thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,089thHighest Economic Output: 11,316thHighest Average Incomes: 13,754thMost Secular: 14,279thMost Efficient Economies: 14,899th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 144th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionSafest: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 150th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 167th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 188th in the regionMost Pacifist: 190th in the regionMost Stationary: 197th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 199th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 220th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 225th in the regionLargest Governments: 229th in the regionMost Developed: 229th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 253rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 260th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 285th in the regionMost Cultured: 297th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionMost Inclusive: 306th in the regionBest Weather: 309th in the regionMost Influential: 372nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 376th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 383rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 431st in the regionNicest Citizens: 432nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 469th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 500th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 531st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 635th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 720th in the regionMost Secular: 741st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 140 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, New Sekai, Unimaginable Doom, ShortBusCrashed, Novare Res, Sadakoyama, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Guslantis, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Xentherida, Yeraennus, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, American MapleStory, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Republic of Dixie, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Heiminborighty, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Merconitonitopia, Vexilia, Alice Gardens, Bayern-Straubing, Southern Stroraia, Chukstik Illahi, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, The Teddy, Pria Xennes, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, McMasterdonia, and 90 others.Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Senatra, Prevaland, Sheppey, Herzliyya, Avornica, Buckerino, Ribbleton, Corfad, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Dodione, The Lancerian Empire, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, The Curry Islands, Tredano, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Wodan, Beodarasc, Ainsworth, Rubistein, Victoriaans Nederlands, Maott, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Halcon siveriano, NatsukiLand, Itallitopia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, The Mazur Empire, Edwerlantin, Drasvidania, Atain, Albacria, Mordant99, Chamocha, Ozstan, ABC, SillyString, Q w e r t y, The Windmilluminati, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Lower Nubia, Pizza Squared, Kylesburgh, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Empy, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Jest Xerces, Zeternia, Sundred, Liberentis, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Ayylienz, Waterma, United Republic Greliser, Sahriastan, The United States of Romania, Rochester Black, Gooboistkoyt, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, Bharathvarsh, German Holy Roman Empire, Shaun, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, and Maj Tonia Godgueeber.

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