by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 688th Most Influential: 1,051st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,294th
The Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Cogito Ergo Sum
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population7.859 billion



The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.859 billion SirHardHeadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,453 Shlongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for SirHardHeadian citizenship in droves, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 156,427th in the world and 9,135th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -11.83 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 688thMost Influential: 1,051stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,294thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,748thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,782ndSafest: 3,039thMost Pacifist: 3,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,721stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,944thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,985thMost Developed: 4,083rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,267thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,317thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,573rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,670thMost Inclusive: 4,913thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,980thBest Weather: 5,008thLargest Governments: 5,318thLowest Crime Rates: 5,689thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,891stMost Cultured: 6,197thHealthiest Citizens: 6,684thSmartest Citizens: 7,156thNicest Citizens: 7,670thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,258thTop
Most Stationary: 8,678thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,354thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,506thHighest Economic Output: 11,176thHighest Average Incomes: 14,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,599thMost Secular: 14,677th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 84th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 140th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 144th in the regionSafest: 153rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 156th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 181st in the regionMost Stationary: 191st in the regionMost Pacifist: 196th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 200th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 209th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 218th in the regionLargest Governments: 228th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 232nd in the regionMost Developed: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 235th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 245th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 251st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 268th in the regionBest Weather: 276th in the regionMost Cultured: 298th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 304th in the regionMost Inclusive: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 312th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 353rd in the regionMost Influential: 378th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 382nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 440th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 445th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 491st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 528th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 534th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 687th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 722nd in the regionMost Secular: 791st in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 147 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, New Sekai, Unimaginable Doom, Novare Res, Sadakoyama, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Guslantis, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Xentherida, Yeraennus, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, American MapleStory, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Republic of Dixie, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Heiminborighty, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Vexilia, Alice Gardens, Bayern-Straubing, Southern Stroraia, Chukstik Illahi, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, The Teddy, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Senatra, Herzliyya, and 97 others.Avornica, Buckerino, Corfad, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, The Curry Islands, Tredano, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Wodan, Beodarasc, Ainsworth, Victoriaans Nederlands, Maott, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Halcon siveriano, NatsukiLand, Itallitopia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Edwerlantin, Drasvidania, Atain, Albacria, Chamocha, Ozstan, SillyString, Q w e r t y, The Windmilluminati, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Lower Nubia, Pizza Squared, Kylesburgh, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Empy, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Jest Xerces, Zeternia, Sundred, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Ayylienz, Sahriastan, The United States of Romania, Rochester Black, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, German Holy Roman Empire, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Democritus, Babacar, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Wilkshire, Malphe, Yarecir, Solcialist States, Run Mayst Republic, Rosewood-, Lunallian, Xorroth, Islamic Cali, The Rhein States, Curtis Cosla, Freienland, Bridger-Teton, Les Lumieres, The Most Freedom Ever, Colotex, AGoodPlace, Snoodum, Lionia, New Bremerton, The Black Cathedral, Timarah, and Funkadelia.

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