by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 667th Most Influential: 994th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,062nd
The Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Cogito Ergo Sum
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population9.175 billion



The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.175 billion SirHardHeadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,310 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,816 Shlongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 80,712th in the world and 4,258th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 18.67 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 667thMost Influential: 994thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,062ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,447thSafest: 2,799thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,239thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,464thMost Pacifist: 3,471stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,785thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,794thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,831stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,893rdMost Developed: 3,933rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,003rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,360thMost Inclusive: 4,583rdBest Weather: 4,598thLargest Governments: 5,045thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,487thLowest Crime Rates: 5,532ndMost Cultured: 5,868thHealthiest Citizens: 6,379thSmartest Citizens: 6,692ndNicest Citizens: 7,190thMost Stationary: 7,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,315thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,796thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,937thHighest Economic Output: 10,196thHighest Average Incomes: 14,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,670th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 76th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 138th in the regionSafest: 155th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 158th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionMost Stationary: 171st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 176th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 178th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 200th in the regionMost Pacifist: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 209th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 214th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 224th in the regionMost Developed: 224th in the regionLargest Governments: 231st in the regionBest Weather: 252nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 253rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 255th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 264th in the regionMost Inclusive: 289th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 290th in the regionMost Cultured: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 334th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 361st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 367th in the regionNicest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Influential: 417th in the regionLargest Populations: 431st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 472nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 496th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 511th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 690th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 752nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 195 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Unimaginable Doom, Novare Res, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Guslantis, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, American MapleStory, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Vexilia, Alice Gardens, Bayern-Straubing, Chukstik Illahi, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, The Teddy, Puczovska, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Senatra, Herzliyya, Buckerino, Corfad, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Tredano, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, and 145 others.Wodan, Beodarasc, Ainsworth, Maott, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Agrauron, Halcon siveriano, Itallitopia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Drasvidania, Atain, Chamocha, Ozstan, SillyString, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Lower Nubia, Kylesburgh, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Empy, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Zeternia, Sundred, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, Suicidistan, El Fiji Grande, German Holy Roman Empire, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, Babacar, Wilkshire, Yarecir, Rosewood-, Lunallian, Islamic Cali, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, AGoodPlace, Snoodum, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Mercandia, Spartoptia, Torakuen, Amauri, SORT, Nairland, Fun time land of Fun, Ethereal Expanse, Sinelona, Ostrinios, Vincone Cae, Uganda Knuckles UK, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Sakaryata, East Supple Lund, Kobagia, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Niradans, Ka Ching, Australiland, Lemniscata, Hong Kong Empire, Titanianapolis, Black Templares, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Haor Chall, Outer Egorniand, Federation Terra Australis, Allison In Chains, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Steraz, COCONUT-CITY, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, Guer Aike, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Joodey, Jasminlandia, Ara Antrizuls, The Notorious Mad Jack, Far Easter Republic, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Fayyayid, VarDrade, Peldorn, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Kirostan, Norvayopia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Thiammyalllaland, Newpromisedland, Acrabinnia, Marijuana Haven, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, Seidr Wyrd, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Abject Ludicrosity, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Miruma, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, The Absolute Monarchy of Minecraft, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Test for a new hope, Castle Federation, and Elder Realms.

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