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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 631st Most Influential: 954th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,483rd
The Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Cogito Ergo Sum
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population6.998 billion



The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.998 billion SirHardHeadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth 985 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,847 Shlongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The tightness of border controls in SirHardHead leave a little to be desired, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 11,207th in the world and 563rd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 91,484.49 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 631stMost Influential: 954thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,483rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,888thSafest: 3,021stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,063rdMost Pacifist: 3,890thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,891stMost Developed: 4,253rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,255thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,324thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,450thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,828thMost Inclusive: 5,124thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,188thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,369thLargest Governments: 5,484thLowest Crime Rates: 5,691stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,812thBest Weather: 6,351stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,402ndMost Cultured: 6,897thHealthiest Citizens: 7,580thSmartest Citizens: 7,701stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,958thNicest Citizens: 8,183rdMost Stationary: 9,155thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,525thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,207thHighest Economic Output: 12,333rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,020thMost Secular: 15,171stMost Efficient Economies: 15,796th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 87th in the regionTop
Safest: 135th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 163rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 175th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 185th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Stationary: 213th in the regionMost Pacifist: 214th in the regionLargest Governments: 233rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 237th in the regionMost Developed: 239th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 240th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 241st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 274th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 277th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 305th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 318th in the regionMost Inclusive: 319th in the regionMost Cultured: 324th in the regionBest Weather: 340th in the regionMost Influential: 387th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 405th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 407th in the regionNicest Citizens: 442nd in the regionLargest Populations: 448th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 465th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 563rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 566th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 699th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 745th in the regionMost Secular: 766th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 163 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, New Sekai, Unimaginable Doom, ShortBusCrashed, Novare Res, HMS Unicorn, Sadakoyama, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, The Rossinite Empire, Ceretis, Lionia, Guslantis, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, Celreostia, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Xentherida, Yeraennus, Sil Dorsett, Godly City, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Yatzatz, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, American MapleStory, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Republic of Dixie, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Heiminborighty, Sankami, Siwale, Colony of lasting Hopes, Malta Comino Gozo, Merconitonitopia, Vexilia, Alice Gardens, Vazali, Bayern-Straubing, Southern Stroraia, Mercy Land, Chukstik Illahi, Omicron Persei V111, and 113 others.Pallaith, Kingdom of Space, Mhazi, Kwaj, Amerian States, The Teddy, Pria Xennes, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, Forunte, Corutsca, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Senatra, Prevaland, Sheppey, Yaris, Herzliyya, Avornica, Buckerino, Ribbleton, Seven Hills, Montroyale, Corfad, The Akhara Islands, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Dodione, The Lancerian Empire, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, The Curry Islands, Tredano, PlanetPunk, Pakistan 001, Territorio di Nessuno, Wodan, Beodarasc, Thenaca, Ainsworth, Rubistein, Victoriaans Nederlands, Xystopia, Midds Conia, Maott, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Halcon siveriano, NatsukiLand, Itallitopia, HOW TO GET YOURSELF BANNED FROM NS, Eglise Sainte Eve, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Illusia and Neverendia, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, The Mazur Empire, Edwerlantin, Drasvidania, Morlanka, Alsatian Island, Atain, Albacria, Benolia, Freienland, ThE eNd oF eE, Mordant99, Nueava Libertalia, Chamocha, Ozstan, ABC, SillyString, Q w e r t y, The Oceanic Lands, The Windmilluminati, Underground Techno, Shibutani, Damp Nation, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Lower Nubia, Harjad, Pizza Squared, Vedsway, Kylesburgh, Mahsoobia, Killbear, Koda-Land, The Pantheons, Highton Islands, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Empy, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Deropia, The Mace Kingdom, Jest Xerces, Zeternia, Sosash, Sundred, Liberentis, and Astal Aavors.

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