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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 883rdMost Influential: 1,152ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,858th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Cogito Ergo Sum
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population11.612 billion



The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.612 billion SirHardHeadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,714 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,689 Shlongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 4,958th in the world and 292nd in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.37 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 883rdMost Influential: 1,152ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,858thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,254thSafest: 2,636thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,811thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,013thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,183rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,278thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,325thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,402ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,418thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,524thMost Pacifist: 3,610thMost Developed: 3,807thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,991stLargest Governments: 4,543rdBest Weather: 4,567thMost Cultured: 4,805thMost Inclusive: 4,894thLowest Crime Rates: 4,934thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,958thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,753rdSmartest Citizens: 5,919thHealthiest Citizens: 6,431stMost Stationary: 6,634thNicest Citizens: 7,239thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,760thHighest Economic Output: 8,926thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,413thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,619thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,633rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,005thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,237th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 116th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Stationary: 136th in the regionSafest: 141st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 148th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 155th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 166th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 179th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 196th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 197th in the regionMost Pacifist: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 216th in the regionLargest Governments: 226th in the regionMost Cultured: 241st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 242nd in the regionBest Weather: 253rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 272nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 292nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 302nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 303rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 329th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 358th in the regionLargest Populations: 385th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 394th in the regionNicest Citizens: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 403rd in the regionMost Influential: 462nd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 520th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 580th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 650th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 679th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 792nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 908th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 203 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Unimaginable Doom, Notyoutopia, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Wineclaw, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Vexilia, Alice Gardens, Chukstik Illahi, Pallaith, Kwaj, The Teddy, Puczovska, Diodone, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, Corfad, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Maott, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Itallitopia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Atain, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Empy, Zeternia, Sundred, and 153 others.Ethnon, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, Wilkshire, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, AGoodPlace, New Pruessen, Amauri, SORT, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, East Supple Lund, Kobagia, Napnomadia, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Niradans, Titanianapolis, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Haor Chall, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, Guer Aike, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Joodey, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Newpromisedland, Acrabinnia, Abject Ludicrosity, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Valhalla123, Loutsland, Zumlandia, Glurponia, Orado, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Vernest Quill, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, Seenvorland, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Viridiann, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Castle Federation, Palgo, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Tachycardia, Fendlium, Lungha, Loli County, Hamerica, Valatic Ash, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Xagill, Merconitonitopia, MiaryBhalzhack, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Endless Eventide, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Ihese, Crader, Prevaland, Yokciq Empire, Nisastria, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Irishvan, New Lakemba, Schnuftelland, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Prydania, Astronomical, Westinor, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, Frostcell, PortvgaI, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Plutayah, Veast, Confederacy of Antarctica, Greater Marysville, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, Aoncarpa, Asoc lon, Serendipita Martia, The Calabash Protectorate, Camikistan, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Wit Noreis, U S Eh, Arbor Marshes, Brucklania, Arichia, Damsmel, Borsukia, New Jamgra, The New Cordian Empire, Madjack, Innocentic, Xipher, Kenaniahistan, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Buckhem, Andexia, and Principia Mathematica.

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