by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 703rd Most Influential: 1,095th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,113th
The Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Cogito Ergo Sum
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.428 billion



The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.428 billion SirHardHeadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,345 Shlongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 37,578th in the world and 1,760th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 202,328.46 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 703rdMost Influential: 1,095thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,113thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,541stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,686thSafest: 2,970thMost Pacifist: 3,423rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,488thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,623rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,999thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,028thMost Developed: 4,040thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,070thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,153rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,649thBest Weather: 4,739thMost Inclusive: 4,846thLargest Governments: 5,195thLowest Crime Rates: 5,614thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,696thMost Cultured: 6,067thHealthiest Citizens: 6,562ndSmartest Citizens: 6,998thNicest Citizens: 7,220thTop
Most Stationary: 8,117thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,271stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,747thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,016thHighest Economic Output: 10,651stHighest Average Incomes: 14,138thMost Secular: 14,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,715th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 77th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 139th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157th in the regionSafest: 160th in the regionMost Stationary: 181st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 187th in the regionMost Pacifist: 194th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 196th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 197th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 223rd in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 239th in the regionLargest Governments: 240th in the regionBest Weather: 263rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 265th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 265th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 265th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 295th in the regionMost Cultured: 298th in the regionMost Inclusive: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 317th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 356th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 381st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Influential: 433rd in the regionLargest Populations: 456th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 506th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 543rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 546th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 691st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 760th in the regionMost Secular: 783rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 185 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, New Sekai, Unimaginable Doom, Novare Res, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Guslantis, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, American MapleStory, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Republic of Dixie, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Vexilia, Alice Gardens, Bayern-Straubing, Chukstik Illahi, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, The Teddy, Puczovska, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Senatra, Herzliyya, Buckerino, Corfad, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, and 135 others.Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Tredano, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Wodan, Beodarasc, Ainsworth, Victoriaans Nederlands, Maott, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Halcon siveriano, Itallitopia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Edwerlantin, Drasvidania, Atain, Albacria, Chamocha, Ozstan, SillyString, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Lower Nubia, Kylesburgh, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Empy, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Zeternia, Sundred, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, The United States of Romania, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, German Holy Roman Empire, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, Democritus, Babacar, Wilkshire, Yarecir, Run Mayst Republic, Rosewood-, Lunallian, Islamic Cali, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, AGoodPlace, Snoodum, Lionia, New Bremerton, The Black Cathedral, Timarah, New Pruessen, Mareor, Mercandia, Spartoptia, Torakuen, Amauri, SORT, Nairland, Katschekistan, Fun time land of Fun, Ethereal Expanse, Sinelona, Oshonia, Ostrinios, Atomic Industry Islands, Vincone Cae, Uganda Knuckles UK, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Maovale, Sakaryata, Papika, Machendel, East Supple Lund, The Notorious Mad Jack, Caucasusians, Kobagia, Xagill, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Niradans, United North American, Stat Artha, Ka Ching, Australiland, Lemniscata, Hong Kong Empire, Aurumos, Titanianapolis, Black Templares, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Haor Chall, Outer Egorniand, The Realm of Dorne, Federation Terra Australis, Allison In Chains, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Steraz, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Bridgett, COCONUT-CITY, Crown Isles, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, and 1 very fast endotarter.

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