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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 461st Largest Retail Industry: 617th Most Devout: 771st
The Holy Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
For The Nation and Its People, We Will Sacrifice.
Influence
Hegemony
Founder / The Golden Eagle
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Sirenza

Population5.806 billion

CapitalValera
LeaderGiona Da Leesi
FaithZotarism

CurrencyLita
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Holy Kingdom of Sirenza is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Giona Da Leesi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 5.806 billion Sirenzans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sirenzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,506 trillion Litas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,452 Litas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,602,216 per year while the poor average 18,214, a ratio of 88.0 to 1.

Government policy is dictated by Zotarism, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Sirenzan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, genetic researchers have been expelled, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sirenza's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zotarism.

Sirenza is ranked 1,603rd in the world and 1st in Imperium Invictorum for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 10,357.03 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 461stLargest Retail Industry: 617thMost Devout: 771stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,475thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,603rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,634thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,178thHighest Average Incomes: 2,595thMost Cultured: 2,636thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,827thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,331stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,805thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,819thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,914thMost Developed: 4,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,878thSmartest Citizens: 5,158thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,318thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,850thNicest Citizens: 6,043rdLargest Governments: 6,305thSafest: 6,782ndRudest Citizens: 6,852ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,911thMost Efficient Economies: 7,287thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,451stLowest Crime Rates: 7,770thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 8,966thHighest Economic Output: 9,002ndMost Pacifist: 10,590thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,335thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,362ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,667thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,754thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,002ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,914th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sirenza, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirenza, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirenza, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Sirenzan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirenza, government policy is dictated by Zotarism.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirenza, third world countries are rich in "I Love Valera" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirenza, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Sirenza proposed constructing embassies between Imperium Invictorum and Sanctum.
  • : Sirenza proposed constructing embassies between Imperium Invictorum and Verdenia.
  • : Sirenza proposed constructing embassies between Imperium Invictorum and The Reich.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirenza, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Sirenzans's kindness.

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