The Red Toad Emperor of Sir Stalker is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 21.281 billion Sir Stalkerians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The very strong Sir Stalkerian economy, worth 810 trillion Souls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 38,064 Souls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,328 per year while the poor average 2,386, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sir Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sir Stalker is ranked 288,831^st in the world and 3^rd in The Red Empire of the Toad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.22 law-abiding acts per hour.