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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 824thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,333rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,930th
The United Republics of
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Concordia, Patria, Libertatem
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Siovanija and Teusland

Population7.649 billion

CapitalBorograd
LeaderPresident Magdalena Hoskova

Currencytolar
AnimalGoldhorn

The United Republics of Siovanija and Teusland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Magdalena Hoskova with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.649 billion Siovanijans or Teus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borograd. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Siovanijan or Teus economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion tolars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,483 tolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, and the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Siovanija and Teusland's national animal is the Goldhorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Siovanija and Teusland is ranked 51,636th in the world and 53rd in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,430.23 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 824thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,333rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,930thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,825thMost Avoided: 8,497thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,624thHighest Average Incomes: 10,003rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,022ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,816thHighest Economic Output: 13,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,387thLargest Governments: 15,124thMost Developed: 15,307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,399thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,072ndMost Stationary: 17,781stMost Conservative: 18,636thMost Influential: 18,883rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,237thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,550thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,337thMost Authoritarian: 21,398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,494thLowest Crime Rates: 22,415thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,426th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the region

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