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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,081stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,657th
The United Republics of
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Concordia, Patria, Libertatem
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Siovanija and Teusland

Population5.989 billion

LeaderPresident Joachim Fleiss


The United Republics of Siovanija and Teusland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Joachim Fleiss with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.989 billion Siovanijans or Teus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borograd. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Siovanijan or Teus economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion tolars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,438 tolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, and the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Siovanija and Teusland's national animal is the Goldhorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Siovanija and Teusland is ranked 19,193rd in the world and 22nd in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 75.12 Effective Tax Rate.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,081stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,657thTop
Largest Black Market: 3,365thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,667thMost Avoided: 8,072ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,665thHighest Average Incomes: 9,299thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,708thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,975thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,933rdMost Conservative: 13,396thLargest Governments: 13,901stMost Developed: 14,118thHighest Economic Output: 16,290thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,929thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,186thMost Authoritarian: 18,398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,100thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,193rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,328thMost Stationary: 20,345th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the region

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