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Siovanija and Teusland

Population8.647 billion

LeaderPresident Magdalena Hoskova


The United Republics of Siovanija and Teusland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Magdalena Hoskova with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.647 billion Siovanijans or Teus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borograd. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Siovanijan or Teus economy, worth a remarkable 1,500 trillion tolars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,498 tolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, and the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Siovanija and Teusland's national animal is the Goldhorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Siovanija and Teusland is ranked 182,409th in the world and 144th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 67.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 861stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,440thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,006thTop
Largest Black Market: 3,480thMost Patriotic: 3,803rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,910thHighest Average Incomes: 9,953rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,954thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,475thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,989thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,433rdLargest Governments: 14,879thMost Developed: 15,285thMost Stationary: 15,811thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,848thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,152ndMost Influential: 17,227thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,947thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,477thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,990thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,141stLowest Crime Rates: 23,002ndMost Conservative: 24,444th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the region

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