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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 757thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,117thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,706th
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
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Siovanija and Teusland

Population6.306 billion

CapitalBorograd
LeaderPresident Magdalena Hoskova

Currencytolar
AnimalGoldhorn

The United Republics of Siovanija and Teusland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Magdalena Hoskova with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.306 billion Siovanijans or Teus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borograd. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Siovanijan or Teus economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion tolars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,453 tolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, and the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Siovanija and Teusland's national animal is the Goldhorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Siovanija and Teusland is ranked 13,653rd in the world and 15th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 6,267.78 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 757thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,117thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,706thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,477thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,940thMost Avoided: 8,279thLargest Mining Sector: 9,280thHighest Average Incomes: 9,365thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,185thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,298thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,653rdLargest Governments: 14,204thMost Developed: 14,468thHighest Economic Output: 15,598thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,668thMost Conservative: 17,354thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,665thMost Stationary: 19,774thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,783rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,944thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,137thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,711thMost Authoritarian: 20,908thMost Influential: 21,092ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,983rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the region

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