The Blessed Community of Sioshar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Bearach Raghallaigh with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.823 billion Siosharans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taoiseach. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Sioshari economy, worth a remarkable 2,531 trillion coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,993 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public parks are littered with cigarette butts, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and Sioshar is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sioshar's national animal is the Kirin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is based on agriculture and war.

Sioshar is ranked 265,743^rd in the world and 9^th in Lodoss for Fattest Citizens, with 5.79 Obesity Rate.