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Sionis Prioratus was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 28
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,043rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,657thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,831st
The Jewish Kingdom of
Victory Not Vengeance
Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Sionis Prioratus

Population19.894 billion

LeaderDagobert VI de Saint-Clair
FaithCatharism and Judaism


The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.894 billion Sionisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rennes-le-Chateau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sionis Prioratian economy, worth a remarkable 2,917 trillion Royals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 146,667 Royals, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sionis Prioratus's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catharism and Judaism.

Sionis Prioratus is ranked 27,352nd in the world and 1,175th in Lazarus for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 5,023.97 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,043rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,657thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,831stTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,412thFattest Citizens: 2,413thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,505thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,758thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,243rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,583rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,657thLargest Retail Industry: 4,288thHighest Economic Output: 4,518thRudest Citizens: 4,583rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,894thMost Avoided: 5,248thLargest Mining Sector: 5,618thLargest Populations: 6,642ndMost Cultured: 6,919thSmartest Citizens: 7,913thNudest: 9,598thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,400thHighest Average Incomes: 14,408thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,775thMost Politically Free: 16,065thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,656thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,984thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,490thMost Secular: 19,543rdLargest Black Market: 20,286thMost Efficient Economies: 21,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,607th
Highest Drug Use: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 68th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 106th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120th in the regionFattest Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Politically Free: 162nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 193rd in the regionLargest Populations: 196th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 196th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 196th in the regionRudest Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 210th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 211th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 211th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 258th in the regionMost Avoided: 290th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 301st in the regionMost Cultured: 368th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 404th in the regionNudest: 415th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 463rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 568th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 649th in the regionMost Extreme: 696th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 809th in the region

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