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Sionis Prioratus was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 28
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 970th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,521st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,077th
The Jewish Kingdom of
Victory Not Vengeance
Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Sionis Prioratus

Population18.893 billion

LeaderDagobert VI de Saint-Clair
FaithCatharism and Judaism


The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.893 billion Sionisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rennes-le-Chateau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sionis Prioratian economy, worth a remarkable 2,742 trillion Royals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 145,142 Royals, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sionis Prioratus's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catharism and Judaism.

Sionis Prioratus is ranked 30,895th in the world and 871st in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,490.08 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 970thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,521stTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,077thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,150thHighest Drug Use: 2,217thFattest Citizens: 2,393rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,586thHighest Crime Rates: 3,436thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,495thLargest Retail Industry: 3,701stHighest Economic Output: 3,827thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,862ndRudest Citizens: 3,955thLargest Mining Sector: 4,271stMost Avoided: 4,903rdMost Politically Free: 5,678thLargest Populations: 5,770thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,158thMost Cultured: 6,908thNudest: 6,998thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,299thSmartest Citizens: 7,624thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 11,689thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,880thHighest Average Incomes: 13,882ndLargest Black Market: 14,699th
Highest Drug Use: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 89th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 100th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 115th in the regionFattest Citizens: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 134th in the regionLargest Populations: 135th in the regionRudest Citizens: 142nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 157th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 159th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 171st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 197th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 224th in the regionNudest: 248th in the regionMost Avoided: 276th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 315th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 319th in the regionMost Extreme: 322nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 358th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 438th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 468th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 516th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 552nd in the region

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