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Sionis Prioratus was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 28
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 907th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,491st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,911th
The Jewish Kingdom of
Victory Not Vengeance
Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Sionis Prioratus

Population19.149 billion

LeaderDagobert VI de Saint-Clair
FaithCatharism and Judaism


The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.149 billion Sionisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rennes-le-Chateau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sionis Prioratian economy, worth a remarkable 2,779 trillion Royals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 145,142 Royals, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sionis Prioratus's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catharism and Judaism.

Sionis Prioratus is ranked 2,208th in the world and 22nd in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 117.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 907thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,491stTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,911thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,072ndHighest Drug Use: 2,208thFattest Citizens: 2,268thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,452ndHighest Crime Rates: 3,091stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,273rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,626thLargest Retail Industry: 3,640thHighest Economic Output: 3,689thRudest Citizens: 3,957thLargest Mining Sector: 4,087thMost Avoided: 4,455thLargest Populations: 5,520thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,675thNudest: 6,431stMost Politically Free: 6,450thMost Cultured: 6,750thSmartest Citizens: 7,569thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7,818thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,451stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,779thHighest Average Incomes: 13,350thLargest Black Market: 14,045th
Highest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 68th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 112th in the regionFattest Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Populations: 128th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 135th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 149th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 152nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 153rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 159th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 191st in the regionNudest: 228th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 229th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 270th in the regionMost Cultured: 289th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 305th in the regionMost Extreme: 330th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 332nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 392nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 430th in the region

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