The People's Socialist Republic of Sinlenian Zindujan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Marshal Ersan Nexhimiyev with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate population of 26.341 billion Zindujanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leninakent City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zindujanese economy, worth a remarkable 4,125 trillion Sinlenian Manats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 156,622 Sinlenian Manats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sinlenian Zindujan has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Zindujanese grocery store. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinlenian Zindujan's national animal is the erzibian foxtiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinlenian Zindujan is ranked 3,145^th in the world and 1^st in Asian Highlands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.89 law-abiding acts per hour.