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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 238thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 279thLargest Insurance Industry: 301st
The All $eeing Eye of
Iron Fist Consumerists
My favorite poi$on is Durban Poi$on.
Tyrantu$ Maximu$
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population10.426 billion

LeaderTyrantu$ Maximu$

AnimalJapane$e Hornet

The All $eeing Eye of SinLandia666 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tyrantu$ Maximu$ with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.426 billion $inLanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of $in$ity. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SinLandia666ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,316 trillion Jurnts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 318,064 Jurnts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one SinLandia666" at foreigners, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and children as young as eight can be found working in factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. SinLandia666's national animal is the Japane$e Hornet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Maximi$m.

SinLandia666 is ranked 96,024th in the world and 84th in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 205.83387521068 days.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 238thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 279thLargest Insurance Industry: 301stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 323rdMost Corrupt Governments: 464thMost Avoided: 473rdMost Primitive: 491stLargest Mining Sector: 558thHighest Disposable Incomes: 602ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 700thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 815thFattest Citizens: 938thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,047thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,310thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,376thLargest Retail Industry: 1,460thMost Secular: 1,629thHighest Average Incomes: 1,941stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,410thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,524thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,980thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,040thLargest Black Market: 4,118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,571stHighest Economic Output: 4,960thMost Efficient Economies: 5,250thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,577thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,065thRudest Citizens: 6,283rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,932ndNudest: 7,120thMost Influential: 8,337thMost Armed: 8,775thLargest Governments: 10,976thLowest Crime Rates: 11,918thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,265thTop
Most Patriotic: 14,826thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,072ndMost Authoritarian: 21,408th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the region

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