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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,031st Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,450th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,399th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
MONEY OR NOTHING
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Sinkapore

Population18 million

CurrencySKD
AnimalMERLION

The Dictatorship of Sinkapore is a tiny, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 18 million Sinkaporeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.4%.

The strong Sinkaporean economy, worth 1.01 trillion SKDS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 56,232 SKDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate. Sinkapore's national animal is the MERLION, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sinkapore is ranked 140,015th in the world and 280th in Spiritus for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,031stTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,450thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,399th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sinkapore's influence in Spiritus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Sinkapore's influence in Spiritus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Sinkapore's influence in Spiritus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Sinkapore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Sinkapore relocated from The North Pacific to Spiritus.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkapore, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkapore, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Sinkapore was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkapore, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkapore, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.

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