The UD Parliamentary Republic of Singapore no2 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Eternal Minister Mentor Lee Kan Chew with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 9.795 billion Singapore no2eans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapore no2. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Singapore no2ean economy, worth a remarkable 2,990 trillion Singapore no2ean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 305,327 Singapore no2ean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Singapore no2ean democracy, sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singapore no2's national animal is the Lion-Mermaid abomination, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Leeism.

Singapore no2 is ranked 245,546^th in the world and 18^th in Singapore for Most Armed, with 0.06 Weapons Per Person.