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Most Income Equality: 621stMost Authoritarian: 1,030thMost Extreme: 2,603rd
The Glorious Eternal Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
URUDAK IOREKA SEGUAL MIKRUVAYHE POLIUKDHE HETASUYNABIK!
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Simvinija Reszpublikaszager

Population3.971 billion

CapitalMakolatszag
LeaderGlorious Supreme Ruler Brian Umhamko
FaithTuszuvudszkhan DEAREST LEADERISM

CurrencyZezwagat za Simvinija
AnimalGlorious Tuszuvudszkha Deer

The Glorious Eternal Republic of Simvinija Reszpublikaszager is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Supreme Ruler Brian Umhamko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.971 billion Za Simvinijasz are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makolatszag. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Simvinija Rahuszbakkur economy, worth 51.1 trillion Zezwagat za Simvinijas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 12,862 Zezwagat za Simvinijas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Za Simvinijasz can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and no bunny expects the Simvinija Rahuszbakkur rabbit coalition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simvinija Reszpublikaszager's national animal is the Glorious Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tuszuvudszkhan DEAREST LEADERISM.

Simvinija Reszpublikaszager is ranked 250,827th in the world and 18th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Nicest Citizens, with 8.23 average smiles per day.

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Most Income Equality: 621stMost Authoritarian: 1,030thMost Extreme: 2,603rdTop
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Most Conservative: 3,783rdNudest: 7,719thTop
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Safest: 19,893rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,337thMost Secular: 28,523rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,632ndMost Beautiful Environments: 34,108thBest Weather: 34,416thMost Pacifist: 34,476th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Safest: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the region

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