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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,930thMost Authoritarian: 11,993rdMost Conservative: 16,995th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Buy my bathwater bitch
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Simp Horde

Population26 million

CurrencyBath Water
AnimalHorse

The Empire of Simp Horde is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 26 million Simps are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The Simp Hordean economy, worth 1.09 trillion Bath Waters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,897 Bath Waters, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and the nation is under martial law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simp Horde's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simp Horde is ranked 198,817th in the world and 33rd in Kung Fu Cops for Rudest Citizens, with 18.48 Insults Per Minute.

Top
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,930thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 11,993rdMost Conservative: 16,995th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Simp Horde's influence in Kung Fu Cops rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Simp Horde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Simp Horde, the nation is under martial law.
  • : Following new legislation in Simp Horde, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Simp Horde, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Simp Horde, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Simp Horde, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Simp Horde, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in Simp Horde, most pop videos prominently feature the Simp Hordean flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Simp Horde, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.

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