by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 629thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,460thMost Inclusive: 8,587th
The Not Part of Jar Wattinree of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Four regions. Four capitals. One nation.
Planet Namesake Country
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.717 billion


CurrencySimonian dollar

The Not Part of Jar Wattinree of Simonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Simone with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.717 billion Simonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alliyora. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth 209 trillion Simonian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,034 Simonian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, high school bands practice by moonlight, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simonia is ranked 259,209th in the world and 51st in MJT for Most Devout, with 5.83 prayers per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 629thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,460thMost Inclusive: 8,587thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,409thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,042ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,229thNicest Citizens: 10,306thMost Developed: 11,353rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,555thHighest Food Quality: 11,609thBest Weather: 12,156thSmartest Citizens: 12,702ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,575thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,222ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,593rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,092ndLongest Average Lifespans: 20,408thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,498thMost Secular: 21,430thLargest Governments: 22,103rdLargest Publishing Industry: 23,559thLowest Crime Rates: 23,866thSafest: 23,969thMost Cultured: 24,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,905th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the region

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