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Most Efficient Economies: 206thRudest Citizens: 208thLargest Retail Industry: 231st
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Let it be
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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SIMERINGI

Population12.512 billion

CapitalSIMERINGI City
LeaderWielki Simering

Currencypln
Animalsquirrel

The Republic of SIMERINGI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wielki Simering with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.512 billion SIMERINGIS are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SIMERINGI City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The frighteningly efficient SIMERINGIian economy, worth a remarkable 5,023 trillion plns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 401,530 plns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,283,235 per year while the poor average 95,443, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies. Crime is totally unknown. SIMERINGI's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SIMERINGI is ranked 29,316th in the world and 353rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 898.16843906072 days.

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Most Efficient Economies: 206thRudest Citizens: 208thLargest Retail Industry: 231stHighest Disposable Incomes: 345thMost Secular: 351stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 544thHighest Average Incomes: 937thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,094thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,098thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,171stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,297thSmartest Citizens: 1,304thMost Cultured: 1,358thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,380thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,381stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,422ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,423rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,506thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,526thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,619thHighest Food Quality: 1,634thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,723rdLargest Governments: 2,231stMost Developed: 2,376thHighest Economic Output: 2,547thTop
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Best Weather: 2,657thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,752ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,295thMost Inclusive: 3,549thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,643rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,865thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,586thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,981stLargest Insurance Industry: 5,104thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,436thLargest Black Market: 6,258thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,677thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,919thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,177thHealthiest Citizens: 9,473rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,111thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,665thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,804thMost Influential: 25,070thLargest Populations: 25,618th
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 59th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 75th in the regionMost Developed: 79th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 92nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Inclusive: 144th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 151st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 190th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 199th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 204th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 241st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 273rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 302nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 353rd in the regionMost Influential: 367th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 370th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 375th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 441st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 489th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 490th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 528th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 532nd in the regionNudest: 536th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 599th in the regionLargest Populations: 670th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SIMERINGI, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in SIMERINGI, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in SIMERINGI, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in SIMERINGI, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : Following new legislation in SIMERINGI, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in SIMERINGI, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in SIMERINGI, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
  • : Following new legislation in SIMERINGI, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.
  • : Following new legislation in SIMERINGI, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in SIMERINGI, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.

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