The Colony of Simeone is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The democratic population of 2.184 billion Simeoneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Simeonean economy, worth 159 trillion simeonas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,888 simeonas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simeone's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simeone is ranked 240,358^th in the world and 5^th in Grand Coalition Control Room for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -3.16 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.