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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 868thMost Influential: 2,346thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,918th
The Insanity of
Moralistic Democracy
poggers in the chat
The Yeetmaster Supreme
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population815 million

LeaderThe Yeetmaster Supreme

AnimalSimadoan Eagle

The Insanity of Simadoa is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 815 million Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 79.5 trillion Dalans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 97,602 Dalans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,306 per year while the poor average 26,491, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', several inches are being added to first class seating, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Simadoa is ranked 102,116th in the world and 4,202nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,354.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 868thMost Influential: 2,346thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,918thMost Armed: 8,154thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,791stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,251stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,913thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,258thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,831stHealthiest Citizens: 14,937thMost Inclusive: 19,016thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,720thMost Secular: 21,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,061stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,382ndMost Cultured: 22,667thMost Conservative: 23,098th
Most Armed: 312th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 437th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 453rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 456th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 494th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 594th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 606th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 692nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 693rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 756th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 835th in the regionMost Influential: 836th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 945th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 965th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 211 » Territorio di Nessuno, Potatolandium, Shibutani, Aerilia, Koda-Land, Navsland, Cretox State, Lulubellia, East Akra, Great Bights Mum, Empy, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Bankowiata, Orado, Omnistria, Pytong, Andexia, Loutsland, Kazoo Basin, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Former English Colony, Kocherian, North Bratislava, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Slyakanya, Siwale, Odelinor, WeKnow, New Lakemba, Valentine Z, Illusia and Neverendia, Votak Matim, Fauzjhia, Interdimensional Zone, Pasargad, and 161 others.Sundred, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, Draconian Progression, Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Sunto, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Sevinland, Xipher, Heilhum Imperius, Tvers, Sikol, Climeria, Maclare, Joodey, Wineclaw, Seijitsu, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Solphine, Animu Place, Vyata Temor, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Caladann, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Manticore utopia, Malta Comino Gozo, Azzarel, Colfes, Ilisseia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kwaj, 1 very fast endotarter, Alice Gardens, Walter Jackson, Lemonbiscuits, Blyskalia, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, Ethnon, Western Vapia, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, U S Eh, Galbadiana, His Enduring Majesty, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Pallaith, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Maratabat, Dabarastan, Hyphen, Nordic-British Union, Nalver And, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Planes, Moneyflows, Darkmondoria, El Fiji Grande, Super Girl, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Volstokn, Simone Republic, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Gondwanaia, Sachi, The Endless Eventide, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Dopeland420, Wooleystan, Vesteysia, BrightFutures, SORT, The Austro Germanic Union, Panama Coalition, Cinnibar, Humptalumpta, Advancia-Sizzletown, The Tree States, Deseret-Moronia, The Windmilluminati, David Davidson, Mon Island, Aeolist, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Obelias, Felpolandia, Landfinia, Intion North, United States of Medford, Free Culture, Folenz, Solcius, North Armatas, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Central Ryal, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Katuda, Wellandy, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Dacian Freelands, Figyjharli, Free Salvation, Miamington, Maott, Sanjurika, Svenskan, Wapistan, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Cowbridge, Kromi, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Xyrron, Galaician Empire, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Venicea, Qurtuba, Alexander the Magnus, Religioncord, Siberian Workforce, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, Tsandonown, Ellbonnia, and Defense For The World Assembly.

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