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Nudest: 1,342nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,157th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,793rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
L'Italia E' Una Repubblica
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Silvio Berlusconi

Population79 million

CurrencyEuro
AnimalGrey Wolf

The Republic of Silvio Berlusconi is a large, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 79 million Berlusconians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Berlusconian economy, worth 4.08 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 51,605 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The new biography of Leader is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb", religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silvio Berlusconi's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Silvio Berlusconi is ranked 48,215th in the world and 2,134th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,103.86 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 1,342ndTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,157thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,793rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,782nd
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Nudest: 36th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 307th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 337th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 595th in the regionMost Average: 679th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Silvio Berlusconi's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Silvio Berlusconi, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Silvio Berlusconi, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Silvio Berlusconi, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Silvio Berlusconi, the new biography of Leader is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb".
  • : Following new legislation in Silvio Berlusconi, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Following new legislation in Silvio Berlusconi, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Silvio Berlusconi, toddler groups haven taken over local libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Silvio Berlusconi, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
  • : Following new legislation in Silvio Berlusconi, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".

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