The Quarrelling puppet republics of Silver Commonwealth is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supercomputer Tom with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.354 billion Humans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Washington. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient a Human economy, worth a remarkable 1,938 trillion Commonwealth's Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 232,088 Commonwealth's Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, and over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Silver Commonwealth has found 5 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silver Commonwealth's national animal is the Bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian mysticism and others.

Silver Commonwealth is ranked 15,799^th in the world and 8^th in The Great Chili for Most Stationary, with 1,406.39973879248 days.