The Hetland not Sidramye of Sidramye is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Johan Von Muller with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.728 billion Hetts love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henzing. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hettic economy, worth 710 trillion Sidram Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,952 Sidram Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has legalised small-scale capitalism, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Johan Von Muller, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sidramye's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Sidramye is ranked 180,775^th in the world and 33^rd in Alcris for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.