by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 974thLargest Retail Industry: 996thFattest Citizens: 1,158th
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Population2.925 billion

CapitalNew Hindi city


The HINDUTVA REPUBLIC of SIDDHARISTAN is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by SIDDHAARTH THE GR8 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.925 billion SIDDHARISTANians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hindi city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.0%.

The frighteningly efficient SIDDHARISTANian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion SIDS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 346,999 SIDS, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SIDDHARISTAN's national animal is the ALIEN, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is SIDDHAARTHISM.

SIDDHARISTAN is ranked 53,453rd in the world and 2,663rd in Balder for Most Conservative, scoring 69.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 974thLargest Retail Industry: 996thFattest Citizens: 1,158thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,320thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,344thHighest Average Incomes: 1,373rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,462ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,492ndMost Patriotic: 1,531stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,682ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,860thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,117thLargest Black Market: 2,425thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,665thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,666thMost Efficient Economies: 2,679thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,916thRudest Citizens: 2,969thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,984thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,014thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,233rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,785thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,203rdMost Devout: 4,464thMost Influential: 5,182ndLargest Governments: 5,273rdNudest: 5,694thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,196thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,315thLowest Crime Rates: 6,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,702ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,549thSmartest Citizens: 9,856thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,668thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,531stHighest Economic Output: 18,960thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,432ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,992ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,643rd
Largest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionFattest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 113th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 117th in the regionRudest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 140th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 155th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 166th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 188th in the regionMost Devout: 197th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 201st in the regionLargest Governments: 226th in the regionNudest: 244th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 246th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 285th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 348th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 386th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 452nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 530th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 734th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 737th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 746th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 880th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 974th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,110th in the region

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