The Italic Union of Sicilianzo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Vindonio with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.604 billion Sicilianzoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazio. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sicilianzoan economy, worth 332 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,166 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicilianzo's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Sanguis.

Sicilianzo is ranked 18,933^rd in the world and 540^th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 64.56 quips per hour.