The Everythingisdefinitelyfineok of Sicilianzo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by A stupid American with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.319 billion Sicilianzoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larizo. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sicilianzoan economy, worth 108 trillion Lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 82,586 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Larizo for fear of causing a fuss, and Shanking YSG has been named as Sicilianzo's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicilianzo's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shanking YSG.

Sicilianzo is ranked 104,618^th in the world and 3,232^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 802.39 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.