The Empire of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator for Life John N Ender with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.133 billion Sicilian Imperials are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palermo. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sicilian Imperial economy, worth 856 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 273,421 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, train stations can be 'armful places, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, and the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is ranked 4,226^th in the world and 66^th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 78.4 Bank.