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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 436thLargest Information Technology Sector: 488th
The Dank Meme of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Siciliam est aeternum!
Roger IX
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire

Population3.726 billion

LeaderRoger IX
FaithRoman Catholicism

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Dank Meme of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Roger IX with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.726 billion Sicilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palermo. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sicilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 327,100 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Palermo make great practice for foreign snipers, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is ranked 16,458th in the world and 281st in Europe for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,462.26 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 436thLargest Information Technology Sector: 488thMost Influential: 577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 592ndMost Secular: 602ndHighest Poor Incomes: 673rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 743rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,267thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,321stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,558thHighest Average Incomes: 1,600thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,681stLargest Black Market: 1,715thTop
Largest Governments: 2,552ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,669thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,943rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,772ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,468thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,882ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,036thSmartest Citizens: 5,439thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,442ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,403rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,567thNudest: 7,925thHealthiest Citizens: 9,872ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,936thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,976thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,749thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,458thMost Developed: 16,493rdMost Authoritarian: 22,768th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 111th in the region

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