Population | 45 million |
Currency | scudo |
Animal | golden eagle |
The Empire of Sicilian Empire is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 45 million Sicilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.
The very strong Sicilian economy, worth 2.70 trillion scudoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,961 scudoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,991 per year while the poor average 7,942, a ratio of 34.6 to 1.
The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, glassy-eyed Sicilian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, and the full title of Hon Leader Vcte Mgve MF ESELM GCSE runs to several pages. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicilian Empire's national animal is the golden eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Sicilian Empire is ranked 4,709th in the world and 17th in Europe for Most Conservative, scoring 96.62 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
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- : Sicilian Empire was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rzeczpospolita of Sanacjonista Polska, killing 2 million zombies.
- : Sicilian Empire was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rzeczpospolita of Sanacjonista Polska, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Sicilian Empire was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rzeczpospolita of Sanacjonista Polska, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Sicilian Empire was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rzeczpospolita of Sanacjonista Polska, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Sicilian Empire was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rzeczpospolita of Sanacjonista Polska, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Sicilian Empire was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rzeczpospolita of Sanacjonista Polska, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Sicilian Empire was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rzeczpospolita of Sanacjonista Polska, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Sicilian Empire was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rzeczpospolita of Sanacjonista Polska, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Sicilian Empire was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rzeczpospolita of Sanacjonista Polska, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Sicilian Empire was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rzeczpospolita of Sanacjonista Polska, killing 1 million zombies.