Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,541st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,984th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,994th
The Cunning Plan of
Authoritarian Democracy
So Here Is Us, On The Raggedy Edge
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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The Cunning Plan of Sichuan Pepper is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wordy with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.043 billion Pepperians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepper Pot City. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sichuan Pepperian economy, worth 515 trillion Peppers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 73,145 Peppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police insist that racism does not exist, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sichuan Pepper's national animal is the Clown, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Desu.

Sichuan Pepper is ranked 136,844th in the world and 37th in Valhalla for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,541stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,984thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,994thBest Weather: 3,275thNudest: 3,545thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,360thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,979thTop
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Most Conservative: 11,087thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,468thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,595thMost Income Equality: 11,877thLowest Crime Rates: 14,586th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sichuan Pepper was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Sichuan Pepper voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : Sichuan Pepper's influence in Valhalla rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Sichuan Pepper, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Sichuan Pepper, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Sichuan Pepper, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Sichuan Pepper voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Nuclear Armaments".
  • : Sichuan Pepper voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland"".
  • : Sichuan Pepper's influence in Valhalla rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Sichuan Pepper's influence in Valhalla rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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