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Largest Agricultural Sector: 559th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,752nd Lowest Crime Rates: 3,311th
The National Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Morietur gladio et in manu tua!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sicaris

Population3.486 billion

CapitalMinosk
LeaderFranz Graztnak
Faithunspecified

Currencysicar
Animalbear

The National Union of Sicaris is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Franz Graztnak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.486 billion Sicarisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minosk. The average income tax rate is 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sicarisian economy, worth 596 trillion sicars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,196 sicars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Franz Graztnak lights cigars with a hundred-sicar bill, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, art criticism in Sicaris is scathingly destructive, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicaris's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is unspecified.

Sicaris is ranked 168,590th in the world and 28th in BLITZKRIEG for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 42.69 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 559thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,311thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,319thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,886thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,761stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,935thLargest Governments: 6,099thHealthiest Citizens: 7,088thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,288thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,882ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,034thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,153rdMost Developed: 10,742ndMost Conservative: 10,793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,879thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,078thMost Authoritarian: 12,566thMost Efficient Economies: 13,002ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,927thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,242ndSmartest Citizens: 15,569thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,639thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,295thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,116th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sicaris's influence in BLITZKRIEG rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Sicaris, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Sicaris, art criticism in Sicaris is scathingly destructive.
  • : Following new legislation in Sicaris, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Sicaris, Franz Graztnak lights cigars with a hundred-sicar bill.
  • : Sicaris's influence in BLITZKRIEG rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Sicaris's influence in BLITZKRIEG rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Sicaris's influence in BLITZKRIEG rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Sicaris relocated from H Y D R A to BLITZKRIEG.
  • : Sicaris's influence in H Y D R A rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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