The Empire of Siburian is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 432 million Siburianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladistokia. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Siburianian economy, worth 44.5 trillion Siber Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,063 Siber Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siburian's national animal is the Siburianest Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Siburian is ranked 40,592^nd in the world and 330^th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 41.68 quips per hour.