The Federation of Sibestro is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 955 million Sibestroans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virvedri. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The thriving Sibestroan economy, worth 85.9 trillion sisbroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 89,965 sisbroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-sisbro charge on their phone bill, and children as young as eight can be found working in factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sibestro's national animal is the golden capybara.

Sibestro is ranked 85,940^th in the world and 2,871^st in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 79 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.