The District of Siano Clan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by proctor with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.578 billion Siano Clanians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The strong Siano Clanian economy, worth 296 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,076 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,518 per year while the poor average 2,825, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, Siano Clan has designated District City as its capital city, Proctor has just been declared ruler of Siano Clan in an international press conference, and gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood. Crime is a serious problem. Siano Clan's national animal is the bovina.

Siano Clan is ranked 265,917^th in the world and 1^st in S Gang Gaming Clan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.87 law-abiding acts per hour.