The Holy Empire of ShyVini is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vincent with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.969 billion ShyVinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mechakrautland. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ShyVinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,050 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,712 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No-one ever lasts longer than a week on a life support machine, spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months, children often kick Dinosaurs for amusement, and new research always seems to support government initiatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ShyVini's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gandhi.

ShyVini is ranked 30,883^rd in the world and 631^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 2,428.22 milliStalins.