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Most Devout: 1,513thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,772ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,863rd
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Digital Omnimessiah guides us
Vincent
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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ShyVini

Population4.989 billion

CapitalMechakrautland
LeaderVincent
FaithThe Digital Omnimessiah

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalDinosaur

The Holy Empire of ShyVini is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vincent with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.989 billion ShyVinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mechakrautland. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ShyVinian economy, worth 980 trillion Bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,613 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (ShyVini has found 2 easter eggs), and the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Mechakrautland" has been described as a real blow for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ShyVini's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Digital Omnimessiah.

ShyVini is ranked 245,454th in the world and 6,020th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 1,513thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,772ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,715thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,206thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,529thLargest Black Market: 3,775thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,829thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,848thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,316thMost Patriotic: 6,034thLargest Retail Industry: 6,330thMost Influential: 6,500thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,731stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,460thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,863rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,902ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,815thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,435thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,743rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,864thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,080thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 14,667thMost Cultured: 16,813thLargest Governments: 18,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,127thLowest Crime Rates: 21,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,628thMost Efficient Economies: 21,688thHighest Economic Output: 22,518thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,643rdMost Beautiful Environments: 25,027th
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Most Devout: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Black Market: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 116th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 139th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionMost Patriotic: 169th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 169th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 205th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 205th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 221st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 279th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 280th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 292nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 314th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 321st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 358th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 383rd in the regionLargest Governments: 402nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 447th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 454th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 465th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 504th in the regionMost Stationary: 510th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 542nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 569th in the regionMost Developed: 586th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 652nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ShyVini was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : ShyVini was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in ShyVini, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Mechakrautland" has been described as a real blow for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in ShyVini, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (ShyVini has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in ShyVini, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in ShyVini, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in ShyVini, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : ShyVini endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of Gibralistan.
  • : ShyVini was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : ShyVini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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