The Holy Empire of ShyVini is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vincent with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.989 billion ShyVinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mechakrautland. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ShyVinian economy, worth 980 trillion Bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,613 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (ShyVini has found 2 easter eggs), and the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Mechakrautland" has been described as a real blow for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ShyVini's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Digital Omnimessiah.

ShyVini is ranked 245,454^th in the world and 6,020^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.