Population | 9.788 billion |
Capital | Bowser's Castle |
Leader | Shy Girl |
Faith | Buddhism |
Currency | coin |
Animal | brachiosaurus |
The Silent Queendom of Shy Gal is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Shy Girl with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.788 billion Shy Galians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowser's Castle. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Shy Galian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,995 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, Shy Galians believe manners maketh the leader, t-shirts displaying a photo of Shy Girl performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and when their backs are against the walls Shy Galians look out for gay men. Crime is totally unknown. Shy Gal's national animal is the brachiosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.
Shy Gal is ranked 38,084th in the world and 267th in Ambition for Most Stationary, with 1,198.5643718072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Shy Gal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Shy Gal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Shy Gal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Shy Gal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Shy Gal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Shy Gal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Shy Gal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Shy Gal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Shy Gal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Shy Gal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.