by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 146thMost Authoritarian: 171stMost Conservative: 396th
The Playhouse of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Hey hop in my van, I got candy in the back
Freddy Fazbear
Glorious Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.839 billion

CapitalFazbear City
LeaderFreddy Fazbear

AnimalFreddy Fazbear

The Playhouse of Shudana is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Freddy Fazbear with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.839 billion Security Guards are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fazbear City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The powerhouse Shudanan economy, worth 621 trillion Faz-coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 161,862 Faz-coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Security Guards any less frightened, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls, and dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shudana's national animal is the Freddy Fazbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Shudana is ranked 13,855th in the world and 1st in One Collective Brain Cell for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.24 bananas ingested per day.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 146thMost Authoritarian: 171stMost Conservative: 396thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 690thMost Extreme: 826thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,173rdMost Primitive: 1,448thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,735thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,928thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,244thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,442ndMost Patriotic: 3,871stNudest: 4,278thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,744thLargest Black Market: 5,190thLowest Crime Rates: 5,272ndBest Weather: 5,745thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,676thMost Secular: 7,069thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,097thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,024thLargest Governments: 9,291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,462ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,637thHealthiest Citizens: 13,855thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 15,539thMost Income Equality: 22,090thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,704th

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