Population | 3.839 billion |
Capital | Fazbear City |
Leader | Freddy Fazbear |
Faith | none |
Currency | Faz-coin |
Animal | Freddy Fazbear |
The Playhouse of Shudana is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Freddy Fazbear with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.839 billion Security Guards are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fazbear City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The powerhouse Shudanan economy, worth 621 trillion Faz-coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 161,862 Faz-coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is giving peace a chance, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Security Guards any less frightened, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls, and dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shudana's national animal is the Freddy Fazbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.
Shudana is ranked 13,855th in the world and 1st in One Collective Brain Cell for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.24 bananas ingested per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Shudana proposed constructing embassies between One Collective Brain Cell and The Coalition of NS Fascists.
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Shudana proposed constructing embassies between One Collective Brain Cell and New Stanish Union of States.
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Shudana proposed constructing embassies between One Collective Brain Cell and Warzone Asia.
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Shudana proposed constructing embassies between One Collective Brain Cell and Newlandia.
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Shudana lodged a message on the The Forbidden West Regional Message Board.
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Shudana lodged a message on the One Collective Brain Cell Regional Message Board.
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Shudana lodged a message on the One Collective Brain Cell Regional Message Board.
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Shudana lodged a message on the One Collective Brain Cell Regional Message Board.
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Shudana lodged a message on the One Collective Brain Cell Regional Message Board.
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Shudana lodged a message on the One Collective Brain Cell Regional Message Board.