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Lowest Crime Rates: 250th Highest Poor Incomes: 302nd Largest Governments: 370th
The Imperial Semi-Democracy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Strength, Justice, and Prosperity for the People!
Influence
Squire
Censor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Shnailand

Population7.573 billion

CapitalShnailand City
LeaderKevin Kurashima
Faiththe Way of the Shnail

CurrencyShnailandian Note
AnimalShnail

The Imperial Semi-Democracy of Shnailand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kevin Kurashima with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.573 billion Shnailandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shnailand City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Shnailandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,329 trillion Shnailandian Notes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 307,635 Shnailandian Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shnailand's national animal is the Shnail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Way of the Shnail.

Shnailand is ranked 173,280th in the world and 7,347th in the Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -28.18 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 250thHighest Poor Incomes: 302ndLargest Governments: 370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 382ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 531stHealthiest Citizens: 654thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 699thMost Corrupt Governments: 700thMost Developed: 837thMost Subsidized Industry: 963rdMost Inclusive: 1,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,035thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,052ndBest Weather: 1,142ndMost Devout: 1,320thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,334thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,348thHighest Average Incomes: 1,433rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,454thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,631stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,896thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,978thSmartest Citizens: 1,999thMost Cultured: 2,033rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,071stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,135thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,538thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,845thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,277thHighest Economic Output: 4,795thMost Efficient Economies: 5,375thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,685thMost Influential: 5,925thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,120thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,125thMost Income Equality: 10,962ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,144thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,870th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd in the regionLargest Populations: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 281st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 409th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 547th in the regionMost Income Equality: 576th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shnailand, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Shnailand, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
  • : Following new legislation in Shnailand, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
  • : Following new legislation in Shnailand, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Shnailand, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in Shnailand, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Following new legislation in Shnailand, colonial subjects have Shnailandian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Shnailand, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in Shnailand, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Shnailand, former first wives now find themselves mothers to twenty children.

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